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Small - 4 to 6 

Medium - 6 to 8

Large - 8 to 10

X Large- 10 to 12 

XXL- Bigger than X Large

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Unique Restorations, Guntersville, AL
Northport Pharmacy, Northport, AL
Books A Million, Florence, AL
Swoozies BIRMINGHAM #8, Birmingham, AL
Brick and Mantel, Napa, CA
Raffia Boutique, Westlake Village, CA
Brown Bear Gift Shop, Big Bear Lake, CA
Ben Franklin Crafts, Grass Valley, CA
Wish Gift, Denver, CO
Swoozies Denver #17, Denver, CO
Blooming Boutique/ Treasures/ Lewes Gifts,  Lewes, DE and Hillsboro, DE
Busy Bee #25, Madison, FL
Creme De La Creme, Tampa, FL 
The Moon- Wilton Manors, Wilton Manors, FL
Emerald Coast Wine Cellars, Miramar Beach, FL
Munroe Auxiliary Gift Shop, Ocala, FL
Swoozies JACKSONVILLE #7, Jacksonville, FL
Swoozies Palm Beach #15, Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KFA Marketing, Clearwater, FL
Doodlebugz-GA, Marrietta, GA
Giggle Monkeys, Dahlonega, GA
GiGi's Cupcakes, Norcross, GA
Read It Again, Suwanee, GA
Swoozies 2 Atlanta #1, Atlanta, GA
Swoozies NORCROSS #3, Norcross, GA
Swoozies DALLAS #9, Dallas, GA
Duck Duck Goose, Dacula, GA
Parson's, Cumming, GA
Joy & Grace, Dallas, GA
Binny’s Beverage Depot, Niles, IL
Gabby’s Gifts, Galena IL
Little Traveler, Geneva, IL
Tuttle View, Naperville, IL
Namco Entertainment dba Level 257, Wood Dale, IL
Giggles- Decatur, Decatur, IL
Millie's Hallmark, Mt Prospect, IL
Indiana Landmarks, West Baden Springs, IN
Tiger Lily/Lily Pad Emp, Chesterton, IN
Basket Pizzazz, Carmel, IN
The Monogram Shop, Fort Wayne, IN
The Apple Tree, Oxford, KS
Rachelle, Danielle, Rose 1, Bardstown, KY
Heartstrings, Bowling Green, KY
Habanos & The Wine Seller, Slidell, LA
Towne Pharmacy, Broussard, LA
Little Miss Muffin, New Orleans, LA
Caraway’s Pharmacy, Westlake, LA
Studio Too Boutique, Port Allen, LA
All About You- New Iberia, New Iberia, LA
The Wine Seller, Slidell, LA
T-Shirts & Treasures-Franklin, Franklin, LA
NOLA Boo, Metaire, LA
Cricket’s Corner, Ogunquit, ME
McCallum Dry Goods, Northhampton, MA
Learning Express BEDFORD, Bedford, MA

Charlotte’s Corner, Glendon, MD
Black Eyed Susan, Glyndon, MD
Franklin’s General Store, Hyattsville, MD
Homestead Gardens, Davidsonville, MD
Chateau Grand, Traverse City, MI
Confectionery and Gifts, Escanaba, MI
My Secret Garden, Bay City, MI
Rock Paper Scissors, Ann Arbor, MI
Small Favorts- Grosse Pointe, MI
The Mole Hole, Marchall, MI
Henry Ford Macomb Hospital, Clinton Twp, MI
Home & Company, Holland, MI
Baby’s On Broadway, Little Falls, MN
Goose Group Inc, Perham, MN
Miner’s Doll & Toy Store, Ocean Springs, MS
Back Home Again, Hermann, MO
Robins Nest on the Katy Trail, Defiance, MO
Martha ROse, Mexico, MO
Simply Splendid, Billings, MT
Second Street Seasonals, Winnemucca, NV
New Jersey
AR Workshop, Turnersville, NJ
A Tour of Italy, Smithville, NJ
Cranberry Fields, Cranberry, NJ
Navy Blue, Moorestown, NJ
Plagido’s Winery, Hammonton, NJ
Opdyke Furniture, Point Pleasant, NJ
Donna's Hallmark, Franklinville, NJ
New York
Forest Hill Trading Co., Lake George, NY
Our Best Wishes, Merrick, NY
Simply Inspired Goods, Ballston Spa, NY
Watkin’s Glen KOA, Watkins Glen, NY
Parkleigh, Rochester, NY
National Comedy Center, Jamestown, NY
Christmas House #1, Elmira, NY
The Prickly Peach, Cadiz, NY
Guild Gallery, Canandaigua, NY
North Carolina
The Cotton Gin, Jarvisburg, NC
Dusty’s Rhodes Superette, Highlands, NC
GGs Art Frames & Gifts, Statesville, NC
Kitty Hawk Kites, Kill Devil Hills, NC
Hip Chics, Clemmons, NC
Lynn's Hallmark, Carey, NC
Swoozies Greensboro #16, Greensboro, NC
North Dakota
Game Giant, Fargo, ND

Confectionately Yours, Devon, PA
Everything Natural, Clarks Summit, PA
The Fun Place, Peddler’s Village, Lahaska, PA
Middleburg’s Finest Chocolates, Middlesburg, PA
Passion Flowers, Skippock, PA
Pinot Boutique, Philadelphia, PA
Porvaznik’s Flowers, Lansford, PA
Shadybrook Farm, Yardley, PA
Studio 7, Mechanicsburg, PA
Why Hello, New Hope, PA
Nemacolin Woodlands Resort, Farmington, PA
Village Gift Barn, Berlin, OH
Petitti Garden Center, Bedford, OH
Simply Tastefull, Morris, OK
Schumacher's Copper Penny, Alva, OK
Brace Books & More, Ponca City, OK
The Snow Goose, Tulsa, OK
Cannon Beach Florist, Cannon Beach,OR
Bend South Liquor Store, Bend, OR
Canby Liquor Store, Canby, OR
Paddington Station, Ashland, OR
South Carolina
Unique Expressions, Aiken, SC
Washburn and Company, Roebuck, SC
DK Boutique & Spa, Boiling Springs, SC
Front Porch, Easley, SC
Just The Thing, Columbia, SC
Infinite Creations, Moncks Corner, SC
Hilton Head Toys/Boomerang Toys, Hilton Head Island, SC
Wonderworks- Charleston, Mount Pleasant, SC
Southern Cuties, Moncks Corner, SC
Swoozies GREENVILLE #10, Greenville, SC
Swoozies  CHAROLETTE #14, Charolette, SC

The Carousel Shop dba Imagination Station II, Landrum, SC

South Dakota
Kidtopia, Sioux Falls, SD
Angie’s Gifts, Sweetwater
Bar Z Wineries, Canyon, TX
Pecan Discount Drug, Granbury, TX
Silly Silly Girls, Houston, TX
Spice Inc., Waco, TX
Gracie's, Galveston, TX
Quios N Quotes, McAllen, TX
Gene Allen Gifts, Arlington, TX
Bette Lou, Dallas, TX
Toys Unique/Kidstuff, Dallas, TX
Rachael's Hallmark, Houston, TX
Kuhl Linscomb, Houston, TX
Out of the Box, Houston, TX
The Loft Nest, Duck Creek, UT
Details For The Home, Haymarket, VA
Prince Michel Vineyard, Leon, VA
A Dodsons, Suffolk, VA
Cheese Louise, Richland, WA
Isenhower Wineries, Walla Walla, WA
West Virginia 
Bodega Market & Cafe, Huntington, WV
Marnie Marie Photography, Hudson, WI
Lake Lawn Resort, Delavan, WI
Learning Express/Toy Express, Kenosha, WI
Lake Lawn Resort, Delavan


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