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Punch you in the Face

Regular price $25.00

This is our meanest, but most accurate shirt. Yes...it's not a nice message, but it does say "I'm considering...punching you in the face." Think of this shirt as a warning shirt. You are NOT committing to punching the person you are merely saying you are CONSIDERING it. We think that's fair.

Due to the virus we are trying to limit returns so we recommend sizing up on all shirts to avoid "muffin top accentuation." (not a word but you get it) Shirt length: Vagina length so it won't show your rolls. 4.5 Oz, 50/ 25/25 poly/ring spun combed cotton/ rayon, 32 singles, 1 x 1 rib knit neck, tear-away label, shoulder to shoulder taping
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